suck toy

Forgive me friends for it has been four days since I last blogged. I have committed several ferocious murders upon the ant species and I aim to take out the entire population! I do not ask for forgiveness. I do ask that you grant me a swift hand in destroying them.
THEY ARE TAKING OVER MY HOUSE!
Anyways, moving on... we are on day two of getting Sweet Brady Pie on a routine. He doesn't like it, he hates it and he makes his feelings known. My only option is to act like a clown from morning until night and hope that he is so amused that he forgets that I have not fed him in over three hours. God forbid right? When I say "act like a clown" I really mean that I am 'having my nose honked all day, my earholes poked, my hair ripped out strand by strand, my mouth fishhooked by little fingers and my shirt ripped at all day long and I have to grin and bear it so that he doesn't go into an all out "give me the boob" rage!
On a happy note, he has started sharing his most favorite suck toy with me...a leather belt :) He sucks it hard and then I say "can mama have" and he puts in my mouth and waits for me to smile. It's hard to imagine that at this time last year I had not even met him yet and now he is making such kind offerings
Visual of the day : I wear my munchkin in a 'baby hawk' sling to get him to calm down before a nap. It is so flattering when I have him on my back that I actually look like I have four boobs and a butt in the front... so when people tell you that you loose sooo much weight breastfeeding
IT'S A LIE, ITS A SCAM, THEY ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED!!!! I just eat more and justify it by saying he is having a growth spurt so I need to eat munchkins and peanut butter. Oh the days of skinny jeans, where art thou?